![]() Q: What do you call a Mazda with a seat belt? Q: What is the Mazda owner's most ardent wish? Q: What do you call a Mazda with dual exhausts? ![]() Q: What do you call two Mazdas at the top of a hill? Q: What do you call a Mazda at the top of a Hill? Q: What did the BMW say to the Mazda on the side of the road? Q: What's the difference between a golfball and a Mazda? Q: Why did the cat sleep under the Mazda? Q: How do you double the value of a Mazda Icon? Q: Why are Mazda dealers giving away a dog with each Mazda sold?Ī: So the owner has a companion to walk home with. Q: What is the difference between a Mazda and a tampon?Ī: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope. Q: What is the aim of a Mazda project car? Q: Why are the latest Mazdas so aerodynamically designed?Ī: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.Ī: Because it gives Mazda owners something to do while they walk home. ![]() Q: What is the difference between a Mazda and a shopping trolley?Ī: A shopping trolley is much easier to push. Q: How do you make a Mazda go faster downhill? Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Mazdas?Ī: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts. Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?Ī: So Mazda owners have a safe place to walk home. Q: What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?Ī: Max speed - 60 km/h - Mazdas do best you can. Q: What's the difference between a Mazda and the principal's office?Ī: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office. ![]()
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